Friday, November 6, 2009

Cor Blimey

Morning to all my lovely bloggy buds...it's your golden bundle of deliciousness hereand cor blimey did I have a lucky escape this morning...I know that those pesky cat things have nine lives but don't think that applies to us dogs.
My old Mum slipped coming down the stairs this morning and bumped all the way to the bottom on her bum...don't worry she's OK...a tough old bird is my Mum...well let's face it...there is enough padding in that area and luckily for me..I am the perfect gentleman and  follow her downstairs...BLIMEY can you imagine the carnage if I had been in front...oh it doesn't bear thinking about...squashed to within an inch of my life.
Well I've heard said that these little accidents come in threes...what a load of superstitious twaddle...well I had to eat my words there folks...lightning doesn't strike twice...don't you blooming believe it...blimey did she not go and do it all over again while we are strolling through the woods...says that she slipped on the wet leaves and oh the shame...right in front of all my doggy friends...what's with this woman...is she in training for the Olympics...does she think she is in with a chance of being picked for the Gymnastic team...need to set her straight on that one. No harm done...the pride is a little bruised and the trousers and knickers...well they were a tad wet and muddy are now whirring around in the washing machine.
What I am worried about...that's accidente numero 2 and if they do come in threes...oh dearie me I need to find a safe place...well out of the way of our budding Olga Korbut...who by the way and I am going to be in so much trouble for telling you...has a birthday coming up on Saturday...blimey Mum if you go on the way you are doing...you may not be here to celebrate it and I will have to take your pressie back to the shop for a refund. So paws crossed the rest of the day is uneventful...off to take refuge on the bed and recover from my traumatic morning....luvs you all...
BIG HUGS
BUDDY XXX
Edited to add:  thank you all so much for your concern and lovely birthday wishes.....I am fine...just have a little pain in the butt but nothing compared to what I have been doing today...die cutting 100 snowflakes with the Cuttlebug....now that truly is a pain in the butt...catch up with you all tomorrow on Penny Black Saturday

43 comments:

Suzanne said...

Hi Kath, I really hope that you are ok. Take it easy for the rest of the day. Happy birthday for Saturday
Look after your mum, Buddy
Hugs
Suzanne x

Shirley said...

Just about at the end of my night shift and laughing like a fool...not at your mishaps Kath, but at the Budster's excellent choice of words...you have made my day!!! I love your artwork, and check your blog every day...for the eye candy and the humour!! Thanks so much!!

Crafty Cat said...

Hi Buddy, you look after your Mum and make sure she make it to her birthday without any more bruises!
Take care xxx Carol

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Lora said...

Oh Kath you had me giggling. I do hope you are ok though. I fell down a muddy hill last Tuesday when it was pouring of rain with my youngest daughter in my arms (she is 4 though, not a baby so she was fine), then got up and fell on my backside again!! I was covered in mud from head to toe, even had muddy hair, and the kids just stood and laughed at me!! Loads of cars passing and everyone was staring at me! Then I had to walk about half a mile home past a busy road with rush hour traffic looking like that! I didn't want to go out for days incase I met someone who had saw me that day lol.
Hope the rest of your day goes smoothly!
Hugs Lora xx

Pauline C said...

Ooh Kath - hope you are ok! And happy birthday for tomorrow - sorry too alte tos end a card hun :-)
Pauline x

Allison said...

hehe, hope your mum is ok Buddy and I would advise you to steer well clear of her for the rest of the day.. just incase
AllisonX

scrappyjacky said...

Buddy....I think instead of hiding on the bed....you need to keep an eye on your mum.....save her from anymore accidents.....and check she really is ok.

Dolly said...

Now tell Mum to put her feet up for the rest of the day, sounds like she needs a rest after all that gymnastic stuff. :)xx

Stamps and Paper said...

Hi Buddy....well I think you should stay by the side of your 'muummy' and make sure she's safe for the rest of the day...make her sit down and craft with a nice cup of tea...

p.s. I know mums can be embassing at times...lOl..lOl

Anne

ribenaruby said...

What an eventful morning! Giggling at this post Buddy, and you know just how to word it. Hope Mum is ok and wish her a happy birthday!

Clare (Littlebear) said...

Oh poor you Buddy, make sure you take it easy for the rest of the day. Hope your Mum is ok.
X

Crafty Dawn said...

Buddy well you have been mighty lucky haven't you (hope your Mum isn't too badly brused it does tend to hurt more as we get older)

Budd I think instead of being a coward (as labs so often are, lol) you should go and watch your mum or who will feed you and take you out for walkies, she may just need you for a soft landing lol so go to it boy so says me (Dita) I have saved my mum on ocasion (may have actually caused a couple oops)but I couldn't bare to be with out my walks and treats from her.

Good luck Buddy love to you mum from my mum xxxx

Anesha said...

Oh Kath, hope you are ok? Sounds like poor Buddy is worried about you, hope you behave yourself for the rest of the day:-). Happy Birthday for the weekend. Great to hear from you again Buddy. Hugs Anesha

Linda said...

Ooh I hope you're ok Kath - I know how falling down the stairs feels like - I did that myself a few weeks back.

Perhaps you should take a drop more water with your drinks! Only joking - hope you avoid another accident!

Ann Rosie said...

Hi there Buddy

please, please, please could you look after your mum today to make sure she reaches her birthday tomorrow without any more mishaps - she's a very special friend to me, you see!
Bet her tooshie will be a bit sore tomorrow.

Hugs
Ann

Tricia said...

Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed, huh?? :-) Hope you won't feel it too much tomorrow!! Take care of yourself. Lots of chocolate always helps.... :-)

Craftyanny said...

oh Kath I hope your ok
hugs
Anne x

Joy said...

Oh Buddy you have made me chuckle today. I do hope Mums bum is not too numb.

Joy said...

Oh and Happy Birthday for tomorrow. Stay sitting down for heavens sake.

Lythan said...

I'm tempted to make some jokes about less whisky for breakfast but falls are not funny. Gentle hugs and get well soon

Unfading Spring said...

Hope you are OK Kath, on my walk this week I naerly slipped on a cow pat, how smelly would that had been, didn't see them as covered in wet leaves.

have a wonderful Birthday tomorrow, got your card today, can't wait to open it on Sunday, off for my spa evening now, it's a birthday treat from my daughter.

Tatanky said...

Hi Buddy ! You made me laugh again. Another great story I hope your mum is ok please give her a hug tomorrow for her birthday. Kath I hope you have a wonderful day !

Christine (Craftling) said...

Buddy, not only ae you delicious, you're funny!! ;o)

Tell Aberdeen's answer to Olga Korbut happy birthday for tomorrow from me, would you, please? And to take things EASY!!! There comes a day when a body's bones were not meant for bouncing!

Hugs,
Chris xx

Christine (Craftling) said...

Buddy, not only ae you delicious, you're funny!! ;o)

Tell Aberdeen's answer to Olga Korbut happy birthday for tomorrow from me, would you, please? And to take things EASY!!! There comes a day when a body's bones were not meant for bouncing!

Hugs,
Chris xx

lesleyanne said...

Oh Cath i do hope it is only your pride you have hurt
but it has mase me laugh sorry
hope you have a great birthday tomorrow
hugs lesley xx

Lynda said...

Happy Birthday for tomorrow Kath and I hope your pride is hurt more than your body. My mum slipped in the shower earlier this week so that's 3 falls I've heard about perhaps you won't have another one now. Take care xxxx

Love Lynda xxx

Kim Piggott said...

Oh my lord Olga I am so sorry about your spills. Please take care and I hope you are not achey now.

hugs
kim x

loftylass said...

OOOH Kath I hope you really are ok - I slipped off the last stair in August (broke a bone in my foot and still in a splint!!) Take care of yourself and Buddy (he means well)and Happy Birthday for tomorrow (it's mine on Thurs - a real biggy!!)I'll raise a glass to you because you do make me smile each day
Hugs
HW

stephanne said...

Oh dear Budster, the royal bundle of golden deliciousness, his Lordship in the flesh, do us a favour and plop yourself on mums feet so she is not tempted to do much else but make snowflakes today. And some big sloppy doggie kisses too, to wish her a happy birthday!!
Take care,
Stephanne

Dawn said...

Ooh Buddy Boy your mum has had a bit of a time of it...
Cuddle up on the couch!!

Hugs
Dawn
xx

LAMINDY said...

I hope that you are ok.
wARNING! Happy birthday for Saturday.
Kisses♥

Lorraine said...

Happy Birthday for tomorrow Kath.

annies place said...

Hi I hope you are ok & not bruised except the old pride, know how it feels, your story did make me laugh (sorry). I hope you have a great day too, & thanks for your lovely comments Annx

a portland granny said...

I love the doggie's posts!! Sorry about your fall. I had a bad one 4 weeks ago and bruises and some soreness still linger! Hope you aren't too sore.

Haven't been spending much time at computer, but now am so anxious to see all of the pretties I've missed in the past four weeks!

Take care and enjoy your birthday. Mine are coming too fast for me!!

Jo said...

Hi Buddy, hope your Mum is OK, it was a good job you were with her to tell us all about it and about her birthday. You make sure you give her lots of attention tomorrow as it's her birthday and make sure she has a nice rest as she will probably be very sore. Hugs Jo x

Caroljenks said...

I'm glad to hear your mum is ok after her eventful day!

I would imagine she now has a few blisters too after die-cutting 100 snowflakes - she should've asked you to lend a paw!

Carol x

Kat said...

Hey Kath hope you are ok. That Buddy is so cheeky - crushed within an inch of his life indeed! Since they say things happen in threes I hope you made sure of a little tiny non-painful accident to get rid of your bad luck LOL!!

Kat xx

theneon said...

Buddy -- get off the keyboard and help die cut 100 snowflakes with the Cuttlebug. (but come back soon, I love to read your stories). Glad there's just a little pain in the butt -- everybody stay safe! Best wishes for a great week-end.

Marion said...

Hope you avoid the third calamity. Oh my, I so loved the way Buddy told his story. I lauged till I was sore. You should write a book. Sorry about the accidents and hope you have a brilliant birthday.
Marion

Terrie B x said...

Hi sweet Kath:)
Hope your feeling better!!!!
Olga Corutt is my `Hero`!!!:)xx

Rufus said...

Oh, Buddie you should be ashamed of yourself! But I couldn't help it, I must admit that I laughed. Hope that you took good care of your Mum for at least the rest of the day. Olga, huh? Tell you what, lets not do any more practicing for that, huh?
Hugs and Happy Birthday!
R/

Desire Fourie said...

Sjoe Kath, Buddy got me really worried there ... but I am relieved to here that you are safe and sound, thanks to Buddy by your side. Please take care.
Hugs
Desire

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